what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
people who say “suck my dick” as an insult confuse me
is ur dick so bad that it would be insulting to suck it?
sucking your dick would be so horrible that it would put me in my place?
you have bad dick?
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm