buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

420-247:

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made

420-247:

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made

http://heyjackk.com/post/82999460321/you-ever-have-those-thoughts-that-just-pop-out-of

relahvant:

You ever have those thoughts that just pop out of nowhere and completely catch you off guard? You aren’t sure where they come from but they hit you like a tonne of bricks, crashing down all over you and knocking you around… You’re left wondering if this is what you really want, if you’re really…

slapmytitties:

What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris

budvveiser:

do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

badafro:

the youngest  person in the world just got born

fascinates:

do you ever feel like having too many feelings that you just might explode

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs